Bus to hell

A man just came in with his face tattooed like one of these creepy Day of the Dead clowns.

Yes, his face was tattooed to look like this.

Then he got into his SCHOOL BUS and drove away, school kids in tow.

Morning blahs

Kicking out two people before 7 AM? You know it’s gonna be a good day.

Crazytown

Remember “Daniel” from this post? Here’s his latest facebook update:

A customer asked me, “why is everyone homeless and crazy-town in here?” What I should have said was nothing. What I did say was, “because you can’t gentrify the world, yuppie.”