Whoa whoa whoa. Half… caf…? Skinny…?

I knew this woman was trouble from the minute she walked in the door wearing a fur coat.

She says, “I’ll have a medium half-caf, that means half decaf half regular, skinny vanilla latte. I’m sorry but that’s the only way I know how to say it.”

Come on, lady. Give me some credit. If I didn’t know what that meant, I’d probably be the crappiest barista in America.

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Woman: Excuse me, what’s the difference between your flavors of chai lattes?

Me: Um, the spiced chai is just regular chai. The vanilla chai tastes more like… vanilla… The other ones taste like… like what they’re called.

Woman: So…?

Me: The raspberry chai tastes like raspberry and the green tea chai tastes like green tea.

Woman: So what does the green tea chai taste like?

Me: Green… tea…

It went on a while longer. *le sigh*

The whole thing reminded me of this conversation. 🙂