A woman was yelling, YELLING on her phone:
“You said you wanted coffee, so I’m at a coffee house! You could meet me here! I’ve got a barista! She’s, like, your own personal barista! Yeah! She’ll make whatever you want!”
Forget “your own personal Jesus,” Johnny Cash, what people want is their own personal barista!
I have a few questions for the people on their cell phones at 6 AM:
1) Why are you so loud?
2) How are you in such a good mood?
but most importantly…
3) WHO THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING TO THIS EARLY?
Excerpt from an overheard cell phone conversation:
*giggles* “No! The way you put on pantyhose is by scrunching it all up at the bottom! Then you slide it up your leg! …
I hope you sober up before you get to work.”