Skinny Latte


This guy orders a caramel latte about 3 times a week.

He may be one of the thinnest people I’ve ever seen.

We’re supposed to make every latte with 2% milk.

I always make his latte with whole milk.


(Man looks at me accusingly)

“That hot chocolate you gave me really did a number on me yesterday. I almost didn’t make it back to my office!”

Because it’s my fault that you consumed 32 ounces (that’s one quart) of hot whole milk, chocolate, and whipped cream in under an hour.

Also… if it was that bad, why did you come back?