Whoa whoa whoa. Half… caf…? Skinny…?

I knew this woman was trouble from the minute she walked in the door wearing a fur coat.

She says, “I’ll have a medium half-caf, that means half decaf half regular, skinny vanilla latte. I’m sorry but that’s the only way I know how to say it.”

Come on, lady. Give me some credit. If I didn’t know what that meant, I’d probably be the crappiest barista in America.