Skinny Latte


This guy orders a caramel latte about 3 times a week.

He may be one of the thinnest people I’ve ever seen.

We’re supposed to make every latte with 2% milk.

I always make his latte with whole milk.


Whoa whoa whoa. Half… caf…? Skinny…?

I knew this woman was trouble from the minute she walked in the door wearing a fur coat.

She says, “I’ll have a medium half-caf, that means half decaf half regular, skinny vanilla latte. I’m sorry but that’s the only way I know how to say it.”

Come on, lady. Give me some credit. If I didn’t know what that meant, I’d probably be the crappiest barista in America.