A man grabs a biscotti out of a jar with his bare hands before I could offer to get it for him. Here’s how the rest of the encounter goes…
Man: Does this have nuts?
Me: (can’t see which kind he’s holding) Probably. They pretty much all have nuts.
Man: Oh. I don’t want nuts (tries to put it back).
Me: No! No! You can’t put that back, sir, because you’ve touched it! You’re going to have to buy it!
Man: Oh. Okay. (looks at other biscotti) Oh man, there’s the one I wanted- the Chocolate Almond.
Me: That has nuts too.
Man: Does it?
Me: It’s called “almond.”