Boundaries

Guy: Can I have change for a 20?

Me: Yeah…

Guy: Aw, you’re so nice. And beautiful! You’re beautiful too!

Me: Please… don’t call me that.

Guy: Why? You don’t feel beautiful in the morning?

Me: No, I just don’t like anybody but my husband to call me that.

Guy: If you have problems with mornings there is this invigorating body scrub. Great for the mornings!

Me: Please… please… just don’t.