Guy: Can I have change for a 20?
Guy: Aw, you’re so nice. And beautiful! You’re beautiful too!
Me: Please… don’t call me that.
Guy: Why? You don’t feel beautiful in the morning?
Me: No, I just don’t like anybody but my husband to call me that.
Guy: If you have problems with mornings there is this invigorating body scrub. Great for the mornings!
Me: Please… please… just don’t.
I have a few questions for the people on their cell phones at 6 AM:
1) Why are you so loud?
2) How are you in such a good mood?
but most importantly…
3) WHO THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING TO THIS EARLY?
Best part about leaving the house at 6 AM on a rainy day?
My husband is too sleepy to realize what I’m doing when I whisper, “I’m taking the car.”
How often do you get to start your day with the phrase, “Sir, you’re going to have to either put a shirt on, or leave.”?