Man: Where’s my friend with the pigtails?
Me: Um, I don’t know…
Man: With the pigtails!
Me: I don’t know him…
Man: It’s a her! With two pigtails! She works here!
Me: Maybe she works on the weekends. Do you usually come on the weekends…?
Man: No, I’m just here today. She has the pigtails!
Me: I’m sorry… I don’t know who you’re talking about…
Man: Will she be working later today? Pigtails? You know… black hair with pigtails!
Me: No, she won’t be working today. I don’t know who you’re talking about.
Man: Oh. Okay.