Man: Where’s my friend with the pigtails?

Me: Um, I don’t know…

Man: With the pigtails!

Me: I don’t know him…

Man: It’s a her! With two pigtails! She works here!

Me: Maybe she works on the weekends. Do you usually come on the weekends…?

Man: No, I’m just here today. She has the pigtails!

Me: I’m sorry… I don’t know who you’re talking about…

Man: Will she be working later today? Pigtails? You know… black hair with pigtails!

Me: No, she won’t be working today. I don’t know who you’re talking about.

Man: Oh. Okay.