That’s not even politically correct, sir!

Man comes in. He is least Asian-looking person I’ve ever seen. His native language is American English.

Him: Doyehtekosmenrmon?

Me: I’m sorry?

Him: Do yeh tekosoirjs mon?

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t understand you.

Him: Do you take Oriental money?

Me: Oh! Oriental money! No. No I’m sorry, we only take American money.

He leaves, disgusted.

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