Iced coffee season

Lady: I’d like an iced coffee with just a splash of vanilla.

Me: Okay. (pours coffee) Do you want room for cream?

Lady: No.

Me: …And do you want just a little bit of vanilla or the regular amount?

Lady: Oh! The regular amount. And I’m going to put some milk in it, too.

Me: O…k.

Lady: I like lots of cream.

*sigh*

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