Tom Selleck?

Recently, a man has been coming in every day. Sometimes twice a day. An average conversation goes like this:

Him: Can I have a coffee?

Me: Sure. (gets coffee)

Him: You goin’ home to hubby?

Me: I will be soon.

Him: You go home to hubby. But don’t have no baby. Them babies cost 25,000 dollars.

Me: Okay.

Him: You make him good dinners, but don’t have no baby. No 25,000 dollars.

Me: Okay.

Him: Them’s Tom Selleck’s.

Me: Okay.

Him: See you later, (my name)!

Me: Bye!

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