Woman: Will you be working tomorrow?
Woman: Neither will I! Will I see you on Monday?
Me: Nope, I’ve got Monday off too.
Woman: Who’s taking your place? I hope it’s not that guy.
Me: I think it’s Dan.
Woman: Oh no! I hate Dan! He’s such an idiot!
Me: I think he’s nice.
Woman: He’s not nice! He’s a jerk!
Me: Well I like him. Have a good holiday!
Sheesh, lady! Don’t badmouth my friends!