Me: Hi! What can I get for you?
Him: You don’t know by now?
Okay, buddy. First of all, I see you about once per week. I recognize your face. I remember that once you brought a baby in here. But I see hundreds of people every day. Second, it’s Monday. Have a little decency. Third, you ordered a medium coffee. It is easily the least memorable drink on our menu. So no! I don’t know by now! If you want a list of regulars’ drinks I can rattle off from memory, go here. I promise! I am a smart lady!