Guy: Can I have change for a 20?
Guy: Aw, you’re so nice. And beautiful! You’re beautiful too!
Me: Please… don’t call me that.
Guy: Why? You don’t feel beautiful in the morning?
Me: No, I just don’t like anybody but my husband to call me that.
Guy: If you have problems with mornings there is this invigorating body scrub. Great for the mornings!
Me: Please… please… just don’t.