Recently, a man has been coming in every day. Sometimes twice a day. An average conversation goes like this:
Him: Can I have a coffee?
Me: Sure. (gets coffee)
Him: You goin’ home to hubby?
Me: I will be soon.
Him: You go home to hubby. But don’t have no baby. Them babies cost 25,000 dollars.
Him: You make him good dinners, but don’t have no baby. No 25,000 dollars.
Him: Them’s Tom Selleck’s.
Him: See you later, (my name)!