Guy: I’ll have a medium… light roast. Whatever’s lightest. Just black, no room.
Guy: Sorry, I’m not used to this whole coffee thing.
Me: Not used to coffee and you’re taking it black? That’s impressive! Most people load it down with cream and sugar.
Guy: Well, I figure if you’re gonna take heroin you don’t want to cut it with corn syrup, you know?
Me: Yeah…! That would really… kill your high…