When you put it that way…

Guy: I’ll have a medium… light roast. Whatever’s lightest. Just black, no room.

Me: Okay.

Guy: Sorry, I’m not used to this whole coffee thing.

Me: Not used to coffee and you’re taking it black? That’s impressive! Most people load it down with cream and sugar.

Guy: Well, I figure if you’re gonna take heroin you don’t want to cut it with corn syrup, you know?

Me: Yeah…! That would really… kill your high…

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One thought on “When you put it that way…

  1. I rarely drink coffee, but when I do, it’s black. Light roast, but black. I don’t so much have experience with the heroin side of things, though…

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