That coffee is garbage!

(A man wanders over to the trash can and peeks inside. He takes a cup out of it.)

Him: How much for coffee?

Me: A medium, like the one you’re holding, is $1.98.

Him: But how much to refill the one I’m holding?

Me: I won’t refill that cup, sir.

Him: Why not?

Me: Because you took it out of the trash.

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