A man walks in, goes straight to the condiments, grabs a huge handful of sugar packets, and heads for the door.
Him: (turns around) Yeah?
Me: Can I help you?
Him: (approaches counter) My friend got coffee here earlier.
Me: …And he needs sugar?
Him: No, I need sugar.
Me: (takes about 30 packets out of his hand, leaving him with four) And you may have it.