Sorry to ruin your Friday…

Fact: The fastest way to make a barista dislike you is by ordering a blended (or “frozen”) drink. For exponential dislike, multiply your order. For unparalleled dislike, order them at 6 AM.

Here’s some information that might make it easier for you to order blended drinks less frequently:

Our frozen, blended mocha has 525 calories and 90% of your daily saturated fat.

Get it with skim milk and no whipped cream, and it has 500 calories and 80% of your daily saturated fat.

That’s right, folks, you save a grand total of 25 calories and 2 grams of saturated fat.

By contrast, the same size hot (or iced) mocha with whipped cream has 355 calories and 21% of your daily saturated fat. Not a bad trade.

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2 thoughts on “Sorry to ruin your Friday…

  1. “The fastest way to make a barista dislike you is by ordering a blended (or “frozen”) drink.”

    Really? That’s a shame… I guess I’ll stop getting my very occasional iced mocha then….

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